The Magical Piece Of Crap

There was a boy walking in the park. All of a sudden there was a piece of crap right in front of him.He thought it was monkey crap. He went to the pet shop. He asked if he could get some money for it.She said this is a magical piece of crap.What can it do he said. Make people always fart.So he went to school. Some bullies were messing with him. What does the piece of crap do he said.He ate the piece of crap.The bullies started farting and the girls started laughing.The bullies cried.THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!