Fedrill unit 12

There once was a fat guy that had mental problems.every day the fat guy would go to the Fedrill unit12 to be examined.the first time he got examined they had to by a new transporter because the guy was to fat.he took 12 pills every day.he thought he was going to get skinnier every day but he got fatter every day.ok this guy is so mentally retarded he always talked to the stop sign outside his house.one time an old lady was walking down the street she saw the fat guy kissing the stop sign.so the fat guy took out a really big AK-47 and then he shot the old lady and the old lady died.so after a little bit of time passed the fat guy started kissing the stop sign again.you could say he is a little mental or you could Say he is really mental.



P.S. if you see a mental fat guy kissing a pole DO NOT laugh just shoot him with an RPG or he will kill you first

FD (failure disorder)

i once had a friend......his name was Fred but he was strange. i came to his house one day and we went out side at night and looked at the stars. one day he looked up and said look the stars are a monster he said it was a monster in the sky formed by stars. i said i don't see anything just stars so he went to the doctors house and said what his problem was. the doctor took him in too a room a sound proof room .then Fred cane out with a frowny face and pills. i said whats that he said he couldn't tell any one so the next day i come to his house but he was dead.....i asked why they said they didn't know. i went into the house and into his room but nothing was there i looked in his medicine cabinet his pill were GONE........so i went out on a search Trying to find who did this. i saw a suspicious man way out in the distance i looked closer and took binoculars out and figured out the assassin was MICHEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!! i tracked him down and found out the pills were FD pills that stands for failure disorder. i found out he later got killed my search ended when i found out what they do. the pills  make people good at things like Michel Jackson was a good singer but died because some one poisoned his pills

P.S.IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT SEES THINGS IN THE SKY WEIRD THEN DITCH YOUR FRIEND(believe me it better to leave it alone)

The grandma with really bad rabies

There once was this grandma with really bad rabies.she would eat a chipmunck every day. that is how she got her really bad rabies.here is what she did to rule the bathroom.once there was a grandma with rabies .she would get a package of seven chipmuncks to last her the whole week.now here is how the story begins. once the lady go's to the store she kills a couple of people for lunch. then she will go eat a chipmunck.once when she was waching tv an old lady came in and the rabbid old lady ate her with a big  "gulp" and that is how her life runs. you think she is rabbid because she is rabbid?





P.S. if you see an old lady run then shoot her with an AK-47 on her head

Barney the big fushia dog

Barney is half dog half dinosaur and full idiot. he has a black stripe down his back and on his belly.the rest of his body is green.barney is a happy person who kills little girls. here is what he did to my friend.once upon a time. the little retarted barney came to retartedness land.he went to his friends house and killed her.when he went to my friends house first he went to the bathroom then strangled him and flush him down the toilet. it smelt so bad he used some lysol and it smelt even worse.THE END?




P.S. DON'T USE LYSOL PLEASE REALLY DO NOT USE THAT STUFF IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD

December special

It was a light happy night.it was the night before Christmas.then it was Christmas.the little girl was so scared she had an AK-47 in her bed.she heard something down stairs.her laser finger will protect her.the litter girl went down stairs and saw a big fat guy.she pulled out a shotgun and started shooting at him.then the fat guy deflated.then the dad came down and she shot him. next the mom came down and the little girl shot her.she was on a killing spree.every where she went she at least killed 13 people in one shot.she ruled the world.if somebody disobeyed her she would kill them.once the little boy came up to her and he shot her with an M-4. so he became ruler and the story went on and on and on until the invented toilet chairs.




P.S. if you see a little girl or a little boy with a shotgun run for your life or they will kill you

November special

the candles went out it was a deep dreary  night in 1676. it was thanksgiving sadly the chickens ran away from the pilgrims. finally invented the M-4 they shot rapidly at the turkeys but missed every time. so the turkeys took the guns away from the pilgrims and started a war it was world war turkey. they took the whole empire the pilgrims tried taking it back with the new RPG they invented but LOST. finally the turkeys won the war and started a new generation of turkey/mankind. so it was a mix of turkey and human. you know the movie planet ape well its planet turkey.




P.S. please don't kill turkeys kill chickens they are slower.

the Magical Meatball

Once upon a meatball there was a magical meatball.it had all the sauces you could imagine.then one day it went through a transporter and turned............EVIL.it was the magical meatball. one day he went to the store and killed a baby, his mom, his dad, and an old lady that had rabies.when everybody was dead he turned EVILERER and then he died by a really bad rabies problem that he got from the old lady.




P.S. if you see the old lady ghost DO NOT give her a meatball or she will go insane and kill YOU

The liger attack

It was a long stormy morning.then it stopped raining. the liger was going door to door eating pilgrims.then the turkey went door to door eating the pilgrims leftovers. one time the turkey was choking so bad it lost one of those red thingies hanging from its neck.when the pilgrims invented cheese the turkey blew up and stuffing/gravy came out of it.then the liger came to my house and took my belt.so if you see my belt get it.SO NEVER EVER EVER touch the liger or it will eat you.also DON'T dress like a pilgrim.






P.S. if you see my belt shoot the liger with a pilgrim an it will get distracted and then dive for my belt.
P.S.S. My address is 4946 retard lane.

Dora attacks

Dora lived in a small town with small kids everywhere.She was the biggest one.she was mean to. she had laser eye that could shoot fire balls and acid.one day she set a restraunt on fire because she got lemonade instead of coke.that was when Elmo came into town.HE HAD AN AK-47.so he shot at her but she had a fire shield.he was smarter than her he packed an extra RPG and shot and blew her shield up then he shot again at her she was defeated (terminated).he became the sheriff and protected the potato land filled with tomatoes.




P.S if you see Dora kill her

winter special

one winter day. it was so cold you could'nt see anything.all of a sudden a bazooka flared in the distance.there was a giant explosion.a snowman died.the kids arrived they scouted the area they found one dead snowman,a black spot and a trail of footprints leading out the door they followed the trail it lead to cookie land. they scouted half the area and vanished.before they died they called in reinforcements they arrived but never returned.once the the parents realized they were dead the parents attached but never returned



go to www.cookie monster.com for your safety




P.S. if you see the cookie moster we will arrive

february special

the lights went out two M-4 flared in the distance.a broken heart was dead on the floor.the cupid cops arrived they scouted the area they found 1 dead broken heart.16 used shells were on the floor and a trail of hearts were leading out the door the follow the trail it lead to card world they looked around trying to find the Queen of hearts then they saw the queen of hearts she pulled out her wand and said "be gone" they never returned to sir cupid.once cupid noticed his men were gone he went himself he battled the queen of hearts for decades.
once the queen of hearts died all his men came to him,and many other guards to some from tooplis some from moutain dew land and many other places.



for your safty go to www.queen of hearts.com


P.S. if you see a queen of hearts thats 20 feet tall leave us a comment and we will arrive

april special

the light went out two shotguns flared in the distance.a bunny was dead on the floor. the cops arrived they scouted the area they found two shotgun shells,a dead bunny and atrail of circles leading out the door. they followed the trail it lead to jelly world.they scouted half the area and vanished before they died the called in reinforcements they arrived but never returned. once they realized they died they called in carrot support all the bunnys chased the carrots and never returned


for your safety go to www.donutman.com



P.S. if you see a donut covered in jelly call the easter bunny

March Special

there was a sudden power outage.all their gold was GONE!the parent's went to go find it.there was a trail of green foot prints leading out the door it lead to gold land.they searched every where for the lepurcan and vanished in a blink of an eye.the kids came looking for their parents there were about 86 kids when they found the lepurcan they strangled it to death and took all of it's gold.the parents ghosts came and said"hi kids thankyou now shut up and give me all your gold"the kids started to cry and the parents went away.


go to www.lepurcan.com for your safety



P.S. If you see the kid parents please take out an M-16 and start firing or they'll kill you first

world war 3

it was a dark dreary day a rabbit was hopping around all of a sudden he heard a gun shot.he was stupid enough to go toward the gun shot when he got really close, bullets started hurling at him. he kept on going forward. but all the men firing at him missed soon they were so tired of shooting with machine guns they pulled out a rocket launcher but still they missed it was like the rabbit was invincible. the rabbit was just siting on the hill and thinking that the 10,000 men were idiots so he went up there and said "give me one of your guns so they did. he was a rabbit and he had a better shot than army men he shot so perfectly they let him in the army he became a commander and conducted millions of troops

The Magical Piece Of Crap

There was a boy walking in the park. All of a sudden there was a piece of crap right in front of him.He thought it was monkey crap. He went to the pet shop. He asked if he could get some money for it.She said this is a magical piece of crap.What can it do he said. Make people always fart.So he went to school. Some bullies were messing with him. What does the piece of crap do he said.He ate the piece of crap.The bullies started farting and the girls started laughing.The bullies cried.THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog with no legs

there was a poor family and it was they're sons birthday and he wanted a dog for his birthday so the parents went to the pet shop they said what can you get for twenty-five cents the guys said we dont have anything for 25 cents they said pleaze please the guy said well come with me he took them to the basement there they saw a little brown thing in a cage the guy opened the cage and put the thing in there hands thats when they discovered it was a dog they also noticed it had no legs they had to carry it home he smelled like poo so they saw a lake it was clean so they threw the dog in the lake thats when they realized it had no legs they sat there watching the dog then the dad jumped in and got the dog they took it to the child and the child said wheres its legs the dad said the pet store owner said he got caught in the railroad and the train came around and took its legs so the child said thats the weirdest thing ever now tell me the real story the dad said it was the real story the kids said ok they all happily ever after except the dog cause they couldnt afford asprin