Fedrill unit 12

There once was a fat guy that had mental problems.every day the fat guy would go to the Fedrill unit12 to be examined.the first time he got examined they had to by a new transporter because the guy was to fat.he took 12 pills every day.he thought he was going to get skinnier every day but he got fatter every day.ok this guy is so mentally retarded he always talked to the stop sign outside his house.one time an old lady was walking down the street she saw the fat guy kissing the stop sign.so the fat guy took out a really big AK-47 and then he shot the old lady and the old lady died.so after a little bit of time passed the fat guy started kissing the stop sign again.you could say he is a little mental or you could Say he is really mental.



P.S. if you see a mental fat guy kissing a pole DO NOT laugh just shoot him with an RPG or he will kill you first

FD (failure disorder)

i once had a friend......his name was Fred but he was strange. i came to his house one day and we went out side at night and looked at the stars. one day he looked up and said look the stars are a monster he said it was a monster in the sky formed by stars. i said i don't see anything just stars so he went to the doctors house and said what his problem was. the doctor took him in too a room a sound proof room .then Fred cane out with a frowny face and pills. i said whats that he said he couldn't tell any one so the next day i come to his house but he was dead.....i asked why they said they didn't know. i went into the house and into his room but nothing was there i looked in his medicine cabinet his pill were GONE........so i went out on a search Trying to find who did this. i saw a suspicious man way out in the distance i looked closer and took binoculars out and figured out the assassin was MICHEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!! i tracked him down and found out the pills were FD pills that stands for failure disorder. i found out he later got killed my search ended when i found out what they do. the pills  make people good at things like Michel Jackson was a good singer but died because some one poisoned his pills

P.S.IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT SEES THINGS IN THE SKY WEIRD THEN DITCH YOUR FRIEND(believe me it better to leave it alone)

The grandma with really bad rabies

There once was this grandma with really bad rabies.she would eat a chipmunck every day. that is how she got her really bad rabies.here is what she did to rule the bathroom.once there was a grandma with rabies .she would get a package of seven chipmuncks to last her the whole week.now here is how the story begins. once the lady go's to the store she kills a couple of people for lunch. then she will go eat a chipmunck.once when she was waching tv an old lady came in and the rabbid old lady ate her with a big  "gulp" and that is how her life runs. you think she is rabbid because she is rabbid?





P.S. if you see an old lady run then shoot her with an AK-47 on her head

Barney the big fushia dog

Barney is half dog half dinosaur and full idiot. he has a black stripe down his back and on his belly.the rest of his body is green.barney is a happy person who kills little girls. here is what he did to my friend.once upon a time. the little retarted barney came to retartedness land.he went to his friends house and killed her.when he went to my friends house first he went to the bathroom then strangled him and flush him down the toilet. it smelt so bad he used some lysol and it smelt even worse.THE END?




P.S. DON'T USE LYSOL PLEASE REALLY DO NOT USE THAT STUFF IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD

December special

It was a light happy night.it was the night before Christmas.then it was Christmas.the little girl was so scared she had an AK-47 in her bed.she heard something down stairs.her laser finger will protect her.the litter girl went down stairs and saw a big fat guy.she pulled out a shotgun and started shooting at him.then the fat guy deflated.then the dad came down and she shot him. next the mom came down and the little girl shot her.she was on a killing spree.every where she went she at least killed 13 people in one shot.she ruled the world.if somebody disobeyed her she would kill them.once the little boy came up to her and he shot her with an M-4. so he became ruler and the story went on and on and on until the invented toilet chairs.




P.S. if you see a little girl or a little boy with a shotgun run for your life or they will kill you

November special

the candles went out it was a deep dreary  night in 1676. it was thanksgiving sadly the chickens ran away from the pilgrims. finally invented the M-4 they shot rapidly at the turkeys but missed every time. so the turkeys took the guns away from the pilgrims and started a war it was world war turkey. they took the whole empire the pilgrims tried taking it back with the new RPG they invented but LOST. finally the turkeys won the war and started a new generation of turkey/mankind. so it was a mix of turkey and human. you know the movie planet ape well its planet turkey.




P.S. please don't kill turkeys kill chickens they are slower.

the Magical Meatball

Once upon a meatball there was a magical meatball.it had all the sauces you could imagine.then one day it went through a transporter and turned............EVIL.it was the magical meatball. one day he went to the store and killed a baby, his mom, his dad, and an old lady that had rabies.when everybody was dead he turned EVILERER and then he died by a really bad rabies problem that he got from the old lady.




P.S. if you see the old lady ghost DO NOT give her a meatball or she will go insane and kill YOU