the magical pegusis

There once was a pegusis he was a special pegusis.he had magical pixie dust.the pegusis could shoot elves out of his horn.one day pegusis man shot an old lady with an elf.the lady told her mommy.(which was dead)the mommy got angered at  the pegusis.the pegusis told his mommy too.(retared)the mommy got angered at the other mommy.so for seven and a half years went by.so both of the mommies had war.it was called sumo fat lady pig skin pegusis fighting.the old g'pa was there. everybody gave there kisses and good-byes.pegusises and gentle men ladie are you ready.......oh crap gotta tie my shoe.ready set go fishies.they were off in the dual.back at the stands the old g'pa got a hot dog.he put candy,pickels,monkey hairs, and dirty relish.ah-ah-ah-ah-ah no sneeze.the pegusisgot so mad her shoes came untied.the pegusis took the last piece of candy and she one.

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donald duck

once there was this person he was regular person he went into this forest to the oldest tree in forest and all of a sudden there was a figure it was a shadow it was approaching forward and jeff turned around and there it was donald duck it was really weird  and sort of scary  i mean he had really bad acne problems it is like the teenage version of donald duck (scary) he said get out of here now!well lets just say if he was in another movie staring him the kids would be scared for life. so i left and while i was leaving i found a bag of somthing.i think it was like acne wash.he was so excited that he pooped in his trousers.so that was the legend of (SCARY) donald duck with bad acne problems.

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 4TH

Well it all happened one day when this bunny was on the side of the rode.There was a bunny named Bill Fred John Man.He was walking on the side of the street when a truck came by.The bunny used his kung foo ninja crap on the old man with tan ears and as fat as a walking jack rabbit.The man jumped out of his car and he used his old man kung foo ninja poo on the rabbit.Then the old man said I am screwed.The bunny pulled out an orange and chucked it at the old man.Then barney came walking down the street with his girl friend DORA.The old man missed the orange and it hit barney so hard that barney pulled out a hello kitty bandage and put it on his toe.But it really hit his eye.(lamooooo)THEN BARNEY DIE.
THE END????????!!!!!!!!!:)

Fedrill unit 12

There once was a fat guy that had mental problems.every day the fat guy would go to the Fedrill unit12 to be examined.the first time he got examined they had to by a new transporter because the guy was to fat.he took 12 pills every day.he thought he was going to get skinnier every day but he got fatter every day.ok this guy is so mentally retarded he always talked to the stop sign outside his house.one time an old lady was walking down the street she saw the fat guy kissing the stop sign.so the fat guy took out a really big AK-47 and then he shot the old lady and the old lady died.so after a little bit of time passed the fat guy started kissing the stop sign again.you could say he is a little mental or you could Say he is really mental.



P.S. if you see a mental fat guy kissing a pole DO NOT laugh just shoot him with an RPG or he will kill you first

FD (failure disorder)

i once had a friend......his name was Fred but he was strange. i came to his house one day and we went out side at night and looked at the stars. one day he looked up and said look the stars are a monster he said it was a monster in the sky formed by stars. i said i don't see anything just stars so he went to the doctors house and said what his problem was. the doctor took him in too a room a sound proof room .then Fred cane out with a frowny face and pills. i said whats that he said he couldn't tell any one so the next day i come to his house but he was dead.....i asked why they said they didn't know. i went into the house and into his room but nothing was there i looked in his medicine cabinet his pill were GONE........so i went out on a search Trying to find who did this. i saw a suspicious man way out in the distance i looked closer and took binoculars out and figured out the assassin was MICHEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!! i tracked him down and found out the pills were FD pills that stands for failure disorder. i found out he later got killed my search ended when i found out what they do. the pills  make people good at things like Michel Jackson was a good singer but died because some one poisoned his pills

P.S.IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT SEES THINGS IN THE SKY WEIRD THEN DITCH YOUR FRIEND(believe me it better to leave it alone)

The grandma with really bad rabies

There once was this grandma with really bad rabies.she would eat a chipmunck every day. that is how she got her really bad rabies.here is what she did to rule the bathroom.once there was a grandma with rabies .she would get a package of seven chipmuncks to last her the whole week.now here is how the story begins. once the lady go's to the store she kills a couple of people for lunch. then she will go eat a chipmunck.once when she was waching tv an old lady came in and the rabbid old lady ate her with a big  "gulp" and that is how her life runs. you think she is rabbid because she is rabbid?





P.S. if you see an old lady run then shoot her with an AK-47 on her head

Barney the big fushia dog

Barney is half dog half dinosaur and full idiot. he has a black stripe down his back and on his belly.the rest of his body is green.barney is a happy person who kills little girls. here is what he did to my friend.once upon a time. the little retarted barney came to retartedness land.he went to his friends house and killed her.when he went to my friends house first he went to the bathroom then strangled him and flush him down the toilet. it smelt so bad he used some lysol and it smelt even worse.THE END?




P.S. DON'T USE LYSOL PLEASE REALLY DO NOT USE THAT STUFF IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD