December special

It was a light happy night.it was the night before Christmas.then it was Christmas.the little girl was so scared she had an AK-47 in her bed.she heard something down stairs.her laser finger will protect her.the litter girl went down stairs and saw a big fat guy.she pulled out a shotgun and started shooting at him.then the fat guy deflated.then the dad came down and she shot him. next the mom came down and the little girl shot her.she was on a killing spree.every where she went she at least killed 13 people in one shot.she ruled the world.if somebody disobeyed her she would kill them.once the little boy came up to her and he shot her with an M-4. so he became ruler and the story went on and on and on until the invented toilet chairs.




P.S. if you see a little girl or a little boy with a shotgun run for your life or they will kill you

November special

the candles went out it was a deep dreary  night in 1676. it was thanksgiving sadly the chickens ran away from the pilgrims. finally invented the M-4 they shot rapidly at the turkeys but missed every time. so the turkeys took the guns away from the pilgrims and started a war it was world war turkey. they took the whole empire the pilgrims tried taking it back with the new RPG they invented but LOST. finally the turkeys won the war and started a new generation of turkey/mankind. so it was a mix of turkey and human. you know the movie planet ape well its planet turkey.




P.S. please don't kill turkeys kill chickens they are slower.

the Magical Meatball

Once upon a meatball there was a magical meatball.it had all the sauces you could imagine.then one day it went through a transporter and turned............EVIL.it was the magical meatball. one day he went to the store and killed a baby, his mom, his dad, and an old lady that had rabies.when everybody was dead he turned EVILERER and then he died by a really bad rabies problem that he got from the old lady.




P.S. if you see the old lady ghost DO NOT give her a meatball or she will go insane and kill YOU

The liger attack

It was a long stormy morning.then it stopped raining. the liger was going door to door eating pilgrims.then the turkey went door to door eating the pilgrims leftovers. one time the turkey was choking so bad it lost one of those red thingies hanging from its neck.when the pilgrims invented cheese the turkey blew up and stuffing/gravy came out of it.then the liger came to my house and took my belt.so if you see my belt get it.SO NEVER EVER EVER touch the liger or it will eat you.also DON'T dress like a pilgrim.






P.S. if you see my belt shoot the liger with a pilgrim an it will get distracted and then dive for my belt.
P.S.S. My address is 4946 retard lane.

Dora attacks

Dora lived in a small town with small kids everywhere.She was the biggest one.she was mean to. she had laser eye that could shoot fire balls and acid.one day she set a restraunt on fire because she got lemonade instead of coke.that was when Elmo came into town.HE HAD AN AK-47.so he shot at her but she had a fire shield.he was smarter than her he packed an extra RPG and shot and blew her shield up then he shot again at her she was defeated (terminated).he became the sheriff and protected the potato land filled with tomatoes.




P.S if you see Dora kill her

winter special

one winter day. it was so cold you could'nt see anything.all of a sudden a bazooka flared in the distance.there was a giant explosion.a snowman died.the kids arrived they scouted the area they found one dead snowman,a black spot and a trail of footprints leading out the door they followed the trail it lead to cookie land. they scouted half the area and vanished.before they died they called in reinforcements they arrived but never returned.once the the parents realized they were dead the parents attached but never returned



go to www.cookie monster.com for your safety




P.S. if you see the cookie moster we will arrive

february special

the lights went out two M-4 flared in the distance.a broken heart was dead on the floor.the cupid cops arrived they scouted the area they found 1 dead broken heart.16 used shells were on the floor and a trail of hearts were leading out the door the follow the trail it lead to card world they looked around trying to find the Queen of hearts then they saw the queen of hearts she pulled out her wand and said "be gone" they never returned to sir cupid.once cupid noticed his men were gone he went himself he battled the queen of hearts for decades.
once the queen of hearts died all his men came to him,and many other guards to some from tooplis some from moutain dew land and many other places.



for your safty go to www.queen of hearts.com


P.S. if you see a queen of hearts thats 20 feet tall leave us a comment and we will arrive