the magical pegusis

There once was a pegusis he was a special pegusis.he had magical pixie dust.the pegusis could shoot elves out of his horn.one day pegusis man shot an old lady with an elf.the lady told her mommy.(which was dead)the mommy got angered at  the pegusis.the pegusis told his mommy too.(retared)the mommy got angered at the other mommy.so for seven and a half years went by.so both of the mommies had war.it was called sumo fat lady pig skin pegusis fighting.the old g'pa was there. everybody gave there kisses and good-byes.pegusises and gentle men ladie are you ready.......oh crap gotta tie my shoe.ready set go fishies.they were off in the dual.back at the stands the old g'pa got a hot dog.he put candy,pickels,monkey hairs, and dirty relish.ah-ah-ah-ah-ah no sneeze.the pegusisgot so mad her shoes came untied.the pegusis took the last piece of candy and she one.

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donald duck

once there was this person he was regular person he went into this forest to the oldest tree in forest and all of a sudden there was a figure it was a shadow it was approaching forward and jeff turned around and there it was donald duck it was really weird  and sort of scary  i mean he had really bad acne problems it is like the teenage version of donald duck (scary) he said get out of here now!well lets just say if he was in another movie staring him the kids would be scared for life. so i left and while i was leaving i found a bag of somthing.i think it was like acne wash.he was so excited that he pooped in his trousers.so that was the legend of (SCARY) donald duck with bad acne problems.

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 4TH

Well it all happened one day when this bunny was on the side of the rode.There was a bunny named Bill Fred John Man.He was walking on the side of the street when a truck came by.The bunny used his kung foo ninja crap on the old man with tan ears and as fat as a walking jack rabbit.The man jumped out of his car and he used his old man kung foo ninja poo on the rabbit.Then the old man said I am screwed.The bunny pulled out an orange and chucked it at the old man.Then barney came walking down the street with his girl friend DORA.The old man missed the orange and it hit barney so hard that barney pulled out a hello kitty bandage and put it on his toe.But it really hit his eye.(lamooooo)THEN BARNEY DIE.
THE END????????!!!!!!!!!:)